May 2013
meladoodle:
14 found dead after intense gif/jif argument
devildoll:
You guys if Deucalion really is blind I would pay 5 million dollars for him to say, the first time he encounters Stiles, “And which one are you? You smell delicious.”
In front of Derek.
peregr1ne:
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic...
rneerkat:
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
schticky-friend:
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
dickspeightjr:
girls are so hot
guys are hot too oh man
why is everyone so hot
global warming
shnks:
cedricdigory:
conorgaynard:
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
thelilnan:
holy-punk:
how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird
fuckitfireeverything:
IT WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A STUPID CHEESY SHOW ABOUT TEENAGE WEREWOLVES.
borogroves:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen...
somewhereinthebetween:
skybread:
namsteh:
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beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
beatnikgarbageartist:
nightlifemingus:
thanks bro, you’re
too
thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
...
clamperl:
clamperl:
I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
slightestwind:
Anonymous asked: prompt! first time Blaine sees Kurt sleeping in fully naked. (aka the first time Blaine sees Kurt’s butt, during the summer between s2 and s3. PG-13.)
(klaine firsts prompt meme)
“Blaine,” Burt says after he opens the door and lets Blaine in, and Blaine hums his hello, shoving his hands into the pockets of his shorts before he starts to fidget. “It’s summer,...
bumbleblaine:
i came home after a horrible day and my brother said that i’m going to be happy soon because Darren Criss is waiting in my bed and i thought he was joking but then
i’m so fucking done with my family.
freeshawarmas:
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
kenzis:
so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
samqirl:
you’re not a real hannibal fan unless you eat people
emilyherondale:
row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i’m going to eat your spleen
pizzaforpresident:
jaclcfrost:
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust
why would peter pan’s brother have...
jennifer-jareau:
white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
