Penguins with guns that also happen to be Warblers

I think the cinema will become my place of permanent residence next year.

dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:

Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. 

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dumblinson:

but the real question is

will mr. schue ever tell finn about the weed

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hhawkeye:

when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

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i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

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darrensderriere:

It’s going to happen, one of these days.

We’ll be on Tumblr, scrolling through our dashes, eyes a bit glazed over because it’s a slow news day and we’ve seen the same photoset five times in a row. And we’ll refresh the page, and there, at the top of our dash, we’ll see it. 

A shirtless picture of Chris Colfer.

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Dying because I bought a novel, set during the Trojan War, in which Achilles and Patroclus have a romantic relationship
I’m shipping characters from Greek Mythology now help.